Now that Charlie is potty trained, I thought I would be over the poop stories! Apparently not!
Sometimes he has issues with wiping his cute little butt. The other day he shouted "mummy, can you wipe my bottom'. Off I trot into the bathroom, he bent over and I noticed there was a brown substance on the top of his foot. "Charlie, is that poop on your foot?" "Huh" he said. I repeated myself, "Charlie is that poop" pointing to his foot. He opened his hand and I could see poop on his hand and he said matter of factly "Yeah".
"How did you get poop on your foot?"
"It jumped out of the toilet at me".
I know what you are thinking, how the heck did poop jump out of the toilet, well that is the mystery. How did it get back in the toilet, I am assuming by the poop on his hand he picked it up and put it back in. LOVELY! Future wives of Charlie this is a great story I will be giving his best man, Charlie and the jumping poop, it brings a whole new meaning to Charlie and the Chocolate factory!
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That's a funny one! I remember finding poop in the weirdest places after my young son was finished in there.
yuck! I just watched Baby Mama on video... and Tina Fey's character's sister has a toddler who has brown stuff all over his hand. The mom says: "is that poop or chocolate?" She licks it to check... it's chocolate. lol
Ha! How considerate of him to put it back!
Oh my that IS funny! Funny, but gross... hehe...
Grinning... you wouldn't be so cruel as to keep records for a future wife. Oh my, poor Charlie.
Ew. Isn't it amazing how things "just happen" to kids.
Any time Charlie is 'naughty' from now until the day you die you can always say 'be afraid, be VERY afraid of the stories I have of you!' :-P
Yum. That is by far my least favorite part of parenting - all things surrounding toilets, toilet training and toilet cleaning! It never ends.
I'm so glad I'm finished with that stage!!
CJ xx
Just popped in to say hi and announce myself!
poop is gross, but it's amazing how now as a mother I have no problem handling my Son's poop. The things we do, huh?
tell me about it! My younger one delights in feeling his bum while I struggle to clean him up!!
Okay, we are soul sisters.
oh wow...I can't wait to potty train :S
Jumping poop. Now there's a phenomenon.
With a poddie trainee in the house, poop can do many, many unexplained things!
We had some missing poo - prime suspect is the dog.
Did you read the poo carnival the other day at http://notes-inside-my-head.blogspot.com/2009/08/poop-poop-all-aboard.html
All the best tales of poo and potty training. Strongly suggest reading Maternal Tales' contributions, she is the master of the poo story!
Good luck with the rest of potty training. Just finished my second bout of it and am LOVING the no nappy part of it!
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