Last week I was back in Colorado for work, staying in a fairly posh hotel, well for me anyway. As part of my role I had to deliver some of our gift bags to our clients. Just as I was leaving my room the maid came in for turn down service. I picked up the bags and said to her "I'll be back in a minute". I was meeting the client by the elevator and I literally was just a minute. I walked in through the door of my room, to find my maid taking a poop on my toilet with the door OPEN!
I was a little embarrassed and started to rummage around in my stuff trying to make out I was doing something. A few minutes later she flushed the toilet, washed her hands and off she went. I wanted to shout after her "I paid for sole use of that toilet for 48 hours, I should be the only one crapping in it". I am not sure who was more embarrassed me or her! Did she really not believe me when I said I would be back in a minute or was the accent to blame once again?