This is the exact conversation today driving home. Talk about a short attention span!
MM - Who does Granny live with?
ME - No-one, but she used to live with Grandpoppy!
MM - Grandpoppy was your daddy right?
ME - Yes he was!
MM - I wish I saw him.
ME - Me too!
MM - Oh look there's a llama.
ME - Oh yes.
MM- Did I come out of your tummy.
ME - Yes you did.
MM - Did daddy come out of your tummy.
ME - No he didn't he came out of nana's tummy.
MM - Why?
ME - Because Nana is daddy's mummy.
MM - But she's not dead.
ME - No she is not dead.
MM - Is she as old as you because you are getting old!
ME - No! She is much older than me, thanks!
MM - Why did you say thanks?
ME - Because I was being sarcastic!
MM - Oh look there's a cow!
ME - Is daddy as old as you?
MM - Almost.
MM - You have a daddy right?
ME - I do, it was grandpoppy and he died.
MM- But daddy's a daddy!
ME - Yes but he is your daddy not my daddy.
MM - Oh!
MM - Oh look there's some horses!